You said you'll pay me to take the day off?

Monday will be my first paid vacation in three years. I've really forgotten what it is like to know it is Monday and not feel guilty about not waking up early and flipping open my laptop to hop into the, "yes I get to work from home and it is so great*," mindset. 

 *it is great, just not when everyone else gets paid to take days off

I've decided that all I really want on Monday is a vintage, mint green, Hamilton Beach milkshake machine and a bunch of friends to share it with. Who's in?*

*I'm going to need some takers here, these things can get pricey